neww facebook profile picture going up tomorrow maybeee(: current one has been on since like march
me when I get a haircut
there: wow my hair looks pretty good right now!
when i get home: what the fuck
Channing Tatum isn't attractive to me.
blasianxbri: yeah, i said it.
stop being so pessimistic and angry all the time and maybe you’d enjoy life.
infinitewinds: LITTLE KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING WHEN THEY CRY JESUS CHRIST
When your friends bring up something that could...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
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did-yuo-kno: thelifeofasocialretard: did-yuo-kno: Gordon Ramsay isn’t paid per hour; he’s paid per profanity. No he doesn’t. This is stupid. Your theme is Organ, therefore you are not entitled to an opinion.
Aww someone please do this!
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10
att3mpt asked: oh hey thanks for replying to that post, I want to donate my hair first but after I do that I'm gonna do shit to it HEHE maybe, do you think it'd be okay if I dip dyed my hair first like I wouldn't screw up on that would I ?! lol
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...– no one (via hidden-gold)
isunova: exit the womb they said life would be great they said
cybergirlfriend: i want to go on a date to like a bookstore is that nerdy like we can get coffee and drown ourselves in books on a rainy day thats so perfect i could cry
i hate it yet i love it because it’s like i really care about everything they do and if they dont do what i expect i get all pissed and then i regret liking them and then they’ll do something really nice and i’ll be like omfgiloveyou and i just don’t like allowing myself to feel like this