May 2012
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
thatssomaeven:
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
mall todayy
one-mic:
Reflecting on these past years, I find myself coincidentally investing time with people who specifically have hella baggage.
The only way I can reason with this is maybe I’m gravitated by human struggle. Yeah. That must be it cus I can’t find any other reason I can bullshit.
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
me: i guess you always drool all over your boyfriend in front of room 7-229?
me: do any of you fucks know how to walk?
me: guess not
lovemetoinfinity:
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked...
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
I have a really aggressive side to me
blasianxbri:
lougzgee:
& i know why…but, luckily i’m chill & it takes a whoooole lot to make me mad..
Lmao. I feel like I live for the day I see you go off.
Send me the name of a celebrity and I will rate...
petitepearl:
cute | attractive | gorgeous | sweet jesus | marry me | sex god | I CAN’T
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
cyansunday:
I wish someone liked me.
basically me at school everyday
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
I hate every single girl at my school.
All of them, two faced. Going around accusing eachother of saying things they never said or even if they did say-have quite good reason to say so. They do not trust,they do not question if what they’ve heard is true they just basically say “fuck you” and move on never even knowing if something is true or not.
And no,no no I will never...
