flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
i really miss my friends. no,not the cupertino ones. the massachusetts,new york,& fremont friends. i wannnnaaaa moveeee so badlyy.
y0gurt: “What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?” This fucking commercial, man.
i spend my entire day sleeping and then i regret not going out and doing something lol fml
LOLOLL my mom is cussing me out for spilling some juice on a hardwood floor. didn’t even touch the furniture.
I do not want sophomore year to come.