January 2012
thegirlsyoudoogetbackatyou:
mcavoyhasladyhips:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just...
hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
my blog is under constructionnn
dont get your panties in a wad
Reblog if you will always prefer
makingdamnsure:
THIS
TO THIS
nowaitninjas:
sometimes when i see someone online who i’m platonically infatuated with, i try to think of posts i can make that would attract their attention
it’s sort of like the internet version of the male peacock parading around and displaying his tail feathers
Watchia-le:
yubinlee:
wanderlusttx:
strengthlikelions:
eunyce:
wow society..
A woman makes her own social science experiment. First, while very plain looking, she asked for free cake, and free taxi rides. She was rejected on every request but once. Then she got fully made up with heels, make up, and a revealing dress. She basically has everything thrown at her for free.
I’ve seen...
“I don’t like standard beauty, there is no beauty without strangeness.”
– Karl Lagerfeld. (via fraile)
that awk moment when your boyfriend does his eyebrows and you don’t.
we have a man in the relationship heeyreee
africans:
semi-relevantbloggermeatmodel:
who even says hun besides 13 year old girls who get in fights
everyone in mulan
I'm not stupid. I know when I'm being lied to.
Hahahha
If you lubbbly followers out there haven’t noticed…I got hacked so ignore those post’s that were like all nude shit cause they aren’t from me. I changed my password so hopefully everything shouldn’t post on itself anymore…
c;
If you’re going to be somebody’s friend. And I mean truly be somebody’s friend you need to get past jealousy,sizing them up, talking about them to other people, and trust them. If you can’t get past acting like they are constant competition for you,You’re not going to know what it’s like to have anybody you can really trust and count on,and you will feel empty...
theworldoutsidemybubble asked: and i love your style.
theworldoutsidemybubble asked: HEY ABBY!!! i love your blog :D some of the pictures made me laugh sooo hard. & i'm liking the red lipstick on your profile picture.. Keep updating your blog :D
you are a terrible friend
went looking at the prettiest houses in saratoga today omg
